My neighbor's dog. It's large, brown, and a bitch. In every sense of the word. It has a habit of breaking in to my house daily and stealing my shoes. Yeah. My shoes. I like my shoes

It's broken a record today. FIVE FUCKING TIMES. I was sleeping, or I was showering, or I was preparing food, it doesn't fucking matter to this dog. FIVE COCK-MUNCHING TIMES, GOD DAMN IT. I have it chained to a short cement post right now. I barricaded off the fence where it keeps getting through with one of Colin's play set things in the back. If that fucker comes back in I'm chaining it to their deck. And that dog could probably break it. Not my problem though, bitch is stealing my shoes

I'm tired x.x

EDIT: An hour later, the god damn dog gets out again. I don't even know how. But it's chained up pretty tight this time, and i think it'll hold. But this time, the meter-reading guy was back there, so i had to drag that fucking dog away from him. They need a better system back there x.x

SECOND EDIT: Final count is eight times. The owner just got home, she's pissed, I'm pissed, she wants to get rid of the dog. I hope she does, there are now two holes in my fence. Fuck that.

NEW DAY EDIT: She broke her collar. she broke her motherfucking collar. Count today is three times.